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Jesper Parnevik Tees Off On Tiger Woods

Questionable dresser, no-nonsense speaker

Yes, Tiger Woods apologized Wednesday, but much like Jason Giambi, he wasn’t entirely specific on what he was apologizing for. Just come out and say it. You cheated on your wife. Done.

Well, you don’t have to worry about Jesper Parnevik mixing words. He introduced Tiger to Elin when she was serving as the Parnevik family’s nanny.

And now, he is insinuating that he wouldn’t mind seeing Elin take a swing at Tiger with a Big Bertha.

Good to finally hear someone speak their mind on this issue. Of course, this is the only way Jesper is going to get into the news, considering he made only five cuts in 14 PGA Tour events this past season.

Two closing notes: Elin Nordegren has a twin sister, Josefin. Guess what she’s doing these days? Serving as the Parnevik family’s nanny. Slightly creepy.

Also, if you want an virtual look at what may or may not have happened on that fateful night Tiger crashed his car, God bless the Chinese.

Damn, for an agnostic, I sure have used a ton of God references today. I’m glad this day is over.

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  1. December 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    The best part about this?

    Parnevik said those things as he tries to make it through Q-School.

    Oh, how the mighty flashy have fallen.

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